When Suzy Anne pulled into the parking lot and saw the car in the ‘preggo space,’ she knew she and her family were in for a rare treat. “Oh my word! There is probably an actual pregnant person inside that store right now.” Suzy explained. “I haven’t seen one in years.”
When our news staff found the pregnant lady, Laura Lubbock, she was being followed by a crowd of people carrying baby food and supplies. “Your baby needs to eat.” They told her. One person even offered her an oxygen tank for her unborn baby. “It must be exhausting for your baby to hold its breath for nine months.”
The store staff even offered to do her shopping for her. When the store manager offered to reach up and put soup in her basket for her, she said, “No thanks. I’m okay.” It was inspiring. Even with her sickness, she’s a real trooper.
Not all employees were excited by her visit, though. One employee, Nick, blurted out, “You never know when these people are going to spawn a baby. If her water breaks, I’m not cleaning it up.”
The store manager explained that the last time there was this much excitement was when the wheelchair man moved into town. “We offered him unparalleled service. We surprised him by sneaking up behind him and commandeering his wheelchair to help him shop. He shouted the whole time, but he probably had Tourettes. Despite all our efforts we made for him, we haven’t seen him since.”
It is not clear when the pregnant lady will make her next appearance, but the staff and townspeople will be waiting.
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